Happy Easter

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill.

Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John. He was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore.

They decided to try and convert John to Catholicism.

They went over and talked to him. John decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic, which made them all very happy.They took him to church, and the priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic."

The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.

The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and, just at supper time, when the neighborhood was settling down to their cold tuna fish dinner, the smell of steak cooking on a grill came wafting into their homes. The neighborhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON?

They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish."

Brain Development [My Theory About Job Dissatisfaction]

Scientists say that the human brain is not fully developed until one reaches 21, and that's the reason why teenagers have poor judgment and make a lot of wrong decisions.

So, here is my question, how come we have to make one of the most important decisions of our life at age 17-18? I'm talking about college, career, profession... We just graduate from high school, we barely know how to take care of ourselves and boom, we have to decide what do with our life.

Could this be reason why most people are very unhappy with their jobs?

Richer Than You Think

Money is quite a controversial thing. Some people have too much, others have too little. The ones that have a lot want more, the ones that have little want more. At the end we all think we don't have enough.

It is really easy to get lost in this culture of consumerism and materialism, without realizing how privileged we are and the moral obligation we have (whatever your beliefs are) of helping those less privileged without judging them, regardless of their circumstances.

Once I heard if you had another form of transportation other than walking, another set of clothes to wear other than what your are wearing right now and another choice of food to eat other than what you ate this morning then you were in the top 9% richest people in the world, I thought that was pretty shocking.

Do you want to find out how rich you are compared to the rest of the world? Then go to Global Rich List enter your annual salary and hold on to your chair. This website does a pretty good job putting it in perspective.

50 Things To Do After You Die [Post-Mortem Bucket List]

We all have lists, especially the western culture, we love To-do lists. Everyone have their own bucket lists, things they think are a must-do before dying. I personally, don't have one, first because I'm not good with lists, second there would be too many things on that list that I wouldn't know where to start. I read this list (See below) on another blog and thought it was a very interesting idea. I didn't write the list below and I think there are some items that are very irrelevant, others don't translate very well and others I don't necessarily agree with, but it's pretty funny nonetheless.

I think the question of what is it going to be like after we die must bother everyone on this planet one way or another, if you think about it, we will spend way more time dead than alive. We get so focused about this short and temporary life that we give very little thought to life after death which is a more permanent and lasting condition. On the other I don't think we should put too much thought about life after death either, I think it was Socrates who said something like "When I'm around death is not and when death is around I'm not".

Whatever your religion, philosophy, belief or the lack of it, one thing is certain: We will all kick the bucket sooner or later. So, my question is: Do you have a Bucket List for after you die?

I Like the following quote from Socrates:

"To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them: but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know?"

50 Things To Do After You Die

1. Question if there is life before death.

2. Prove the existence of god.

3. Scare at least one person at midnight, .

4. Stop believing in ghosts.

5. Depending on where you are at, go on a vacation to hell, otherwise (if you were a bad person), spend a few days of vacation in heaven.

How Far Does Self-Defense Go?

Listen to this 911 call. It is a very interesting case where the man on the phone shot two other men who were breaking into his neighbor's house. Yes, his neighbor's house. He claimed self-defense, What do you think? Should they guy go to jail or he did the right thing?

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To find out what happened and my opinion check out Nils' Blog

Church Bulletin Bloopers



-- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.

-- "Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High.

-- "Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

-- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

-- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

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Monday, Monday...


There is no doubt in my mind that Monday Blues is fact. There is something about having only two days off during the weekend that makes everyone hate Monday, the worst day of the week. Having only two days off is more like an insult. Is like when the company buys lunch so you get to work some more while you eat.
Usually Saturday is the catch-up day, is when do you everything you didn't get to do during the week that just went by, then Sunday is spent mostly getting ready for the week that is about to begin. So there is really no rest or "day off" and that's why we all hate Mondays.
My solution? very simple, lets make it required we have three days off instead of two and that will take of the problem, why? Because by the time you are on your third day off you will be bored so much that will be eager to go back to work, believe me, it works. Aren't we already making more money than everyone else in the world? Why not take an extra day off? Boy, that will definitely make America even lazier.

Then we will all have Tuesday Blues

Creepy Real-Looking Homer Simpson


Nice Photoshop job...I have to say though it looks really creepy, I don't know why.

Via Pixeloo

As Clear As That...


Via Flickr

Zubaz Are Back...And I Thought I Dressed Horribly


Retro-fashion is a very interesting social phenomenon, from time to time someone (whom I would like to meet) decides it will be cool to dress as horribly as we did 20 years ago to the date and then starts a trend that makes everyone else (us normal people) squirm with horror. I must confess I kinda' liked the fashion trend from the '70s but the '80s and '90s are like the dark ages of fashion. Boy, those neon colors and perms and don't get me started on spandex...what were we thinking?

But wait, it's not over yet, bad fashion is back and is here to stay!

Just when we thought it was over it gets worse. Zubaz are re-launching their infamously ugly pants back into the market, do they honestly think their pants are cool? or is this a desperate attempt to be part of the "Retro-fashion" movement? (and make some dollars of course). Either way I can't comprehend why would someone even consider spend $30 on a pair of bright-colored-zebra-patterned pants? Why?

I've heard people comment that they are really comfortable, but is that an excuse to make them so ugly? I guess it will be alright unless someone decides to unleash the fanny pack. That's another post in itself.


I wonder what are our kids going to think of the way we dressed back in 2008

So Long And Thanks For All The Donuts


I'm sorry to inform all Kripsy Kreme lovers that the chain has closed its last store in MN. According to the news yesterday Krispy Kreme served its last donut and closed its doors in the state...the closest one? Clive, Iowa...just a little over 200 miles away.

Stay Tuned

Big news coming soon.

Men Are Like Waffles, Women Are Like Spaghetti

I've heard this many times before but never heard anyone doing it like a comedy act. Pretty Good.

Valentine's Day?....please...


National Pancake Day = Free Pancakes

Today only (Feb. 12th 2008) IHOP is serving free pancakes in celebration of national pancake da......wait.....there is actually a national pancake day!??.....what are you supposed to do on national pancake day?

Anderson Cooper vs. Jorge Ramos


This is for all the Latinos out there who watch CNN and Univision: Is it me or there is striking resemblance between Anderson Cooper from CNN and Jorge Ramos from Univision?...hmm...Is it also a coincidence they are both news anchors for major news channels?...sure...I'm telling you it's a conspiracy.

Vacation?

Vacation?, Yea Right!